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Best Baseball-fan Argument - Jose Reyes

Watching Jose Reyes turn a bloop single into a death-defying, speed-limit-violating, inside-the-park home run on a lazy July Sunday afternoon at Shea, the enthralled crowd drowning out the jet engines roaring overhead, it's easy to conclude that the balance of power has permanently shifted. A new shortstop sheriff in town, etc. Jose is younger, faster, smilier. His team has fared considerably better of late, and with considerably less ennui. His radiant mug now frequently graces the covers of esteemed periodicals. And perhaps most importantly, fantasy-baseball enthusiasts are hopelessly in love. And yet, and yet . . . Derek Jeter. An untouchable media darling in a town where the media is more violent than the cops. A rakish ad pitchman, unimpeachable team leader, and jovial defiler of various nubile young starlets. (Worthwhile download: "Supdoder," from West Coast rappers and apparent admirers Souls of Mischief, in which Jeter is reconceived as a mildly racy verb.) Oh, and stolen bases excepted, he's stomped all over Reyes in any other offensive stat you'd care to name lately, and with the sort of gaudy defensive showmanship that can still compel a crowd to drown out a jet engine now and then. Regardless, they're both among the greats, certainly now and quite possibly of all time. (Jeter's already there, really—let's see Reyes keep this up for a solid decade.) But as casual fans, the ultraviolent media, and Alex Rodriguez well know, these sorts of debates are only settled in the postseason; recent debacles aside, even Reyes adorers have to admit that's where Jeter's been far smilier.

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Best Yankee
A-Rod

Best basketball team in Brooklyn
Abraham Lincoln High

Best bike lane (if only it were longer)
Bike Lane on Lower Eighth Avenue

Best non-contact sport
Bocce-ball empire at Floyd, NY

Best clubbing
Breezy Point Pitch and Putt

Best bike route still to come
Brooklyn Waterfront Greenway

Best place to ensure your date can't escape
Central Park Lake

Best public place to feel up your girlfriend
Christopher Street Pier

Best sails event
Classic Harbor Line

Best public tennis court
Crotona Park

City's best boxing hope
Danny Jacobs

Best place to stalk other people's puppies
Dog Run in Tompkins Square Park

Best dance studio without the attitude
Embora Wellness and Movement Studio

Best imitation tuna
Eric Mangini

Best place to ogle pregnant women and not feel bad about yourself
Expecting Models

Best place to do the right thing
Fort Greene Park

Best worst national park
Gateway National Recreation Area

Best place to get your hands dirty
Greenwich House Pottery

Best place to creep out retail employees by shopping for do-it-yourself bondage
Home Depot

Best leisurely summertime walk
Hudson River Park

Best baseball-fan argument
Jose Reyes

Best hubris
Jose Reyes

Best ass-kickin' roller-derby girl
Kandy Kake

Best store for sexifying your bathtub
Lush

Best all-you-can-eat aphrodisiac
M & R Bar

Best retired baseball player
Mo Vaughn

Best place for Trees 101
Native Flora Garden

Best pickup soccer game
near Tavern on the Green

Best basketball team almost in Brooklyn
New Jersey Nets

Best sun deck at a gym
New York Health and Racket

Best excuse for a basketball team
New York Knicks

Best taxi ride
New York Water Taxi

Best New York pro-football player
Peyton Manning's little brother

Best anatomically correct lollipops
Pink Pussycat Boutique

Best sex-toy shop for sniffing leather
Purple Passion

Best steam room
QT Hotel

Best revamped sex toy for masturbating à la Sarah Jessica Parker
Rabbit

Best place to pretend you're in Mother Russia
Sandoony USA

Best place to hear about Scrabble fetishes
Sex Workers Art Show

Best free outing
Staten Island Ferry

Best spot for pickup basketball for kids
The North Meadow Recreation Center

Best way to get over your fear of heights
Trapeze School

Best reason to take up gardening
Trees Not Trash

Best bridge for lawless cyclists
Triborough

Best free yoga
Yoga to the People