Baltimore adolescents in poodle skirts hit the Broadway stage in John Waters’s Cry-Baby—but will this classic indie flick turned musical do as well as its predecessor, Hairspray? It’ll definitely be a box-office throwdown between Tracy Turnblad and Wade “Cry-Baby” Walker (though we’re not sure Broadway newbie James Snyder will make us swoon the way Johnny Depp did). The eclectic group of actors will have to pull off roles once played by Ricki Lake, Tracy Lords, and Iggy Pop, so they have their work cut out for them. more at this venue

Buff Monster is the Hawaiian-born, L.A.-based street artist known for his pastel critters with mousey ears—and heavy on the pink—that show up on posters plastered on random buildings. Despite (or perhaps because of) the illegal nature of many of his projects, his designs have been commandeered by Nike, Vans, and Hurley. The monster is now coming inside for a new show, Born of the Abyss, that will show off his love of hair-metal music, Japanese culture, and geometry. The new works on display—framed, unframed, and on wooden panels—also include hand-painted kaiju toys. more at this venue

Paul Chan’s work doesn’t merely hang on a wall—it also exists on the floors and ceilings. In reflected light and shadow, the elements of city life emerge, evoking politics, poetry, war, death, and desire. The 7 Lights, Chan’s first major exhibition in the U.S., takes as its underlying theme the seven days of creation, but makes it seem like a hallucination. And some of Chan’s work may already feel eerily familiar: His posters are displayed throughout Manhattan and Brooklyn. more at this venue

Dear friends: I’m sorry if we made plans this month. I have to cancel. For the next five weeks, I will be dining only on popcorn at the Film Forum concession stand during the run of its Godard ’60s! series, where all of Jean-Luc Godard’s greatest ground-breaking, anarchic works from the 1960s (21 in all!) will be screened. If you’d like, you could join me tonight to see Breathless, starring Jean-Paul Belmondo as a wanted criminal who seduces the blonde pixie Jean Seberg (ooh la la!). Or we could see A Woman Is a Woman (May 11-13), in which Anna Karina (Godard’s muse and then-wife) plays a stripper who desperately wants to be a mother; Masculine Feminine (May 25-27), a raucous portrait of the ’60s youth culture in Paris; or Sympathy for the Devil (May 27), featuring a young Mick Jagger at a recording session. Or just pick any day—I’ll be waiting in the lobby. more at this venue

The New York African Film Festival celebrates its 15th anniversary with a lineup of 40 films from 22 countries throughout Africa and the African Diaspora. Titled “Cinema and History: Africa and the Future,” this year's program emphasizes history and storytelling, technology and the future. Highlights of this year's festival include a tribute commemorating the life of the "Father of African Cinema," the late Ousmane Sembène and Nobel Laureate Wole Soyinka will be honored on Saturday, April 12, at the Centerpiece Celebration with the U.S. premiere of The African Slave Trades: Across the Indian Ocean. For more information, go to africanfilmny.org. more at this venue

If you’ve ever wanted to twirl like a flamenco dancer or tap your feet like Fred Astaire, National Dance Week is the perfect time for anyone who hasn’t gotten moving to start! Beginning today, studios such as Ailey Extensions, the American Tap Dance Foundation, Djoniba Dance & Drum Center, Power Pilates, the Hip-Hop Dance Conservatory, and many others are offering free classes. Newcomers can try out just about every dance form known to man and then keep the party rolling long after the week of freebies is over. There’s also a performance that includes ballet, jazz, lyrical, Latin, and Middle Eastern dances on Sunday to show you how fabulously you’ll be able to move if you stick the program out. more at this venue

How many creative ways can one call out “O-69”? Leave it up to Linda Simpson and Murray Hill, denizens of the downtown gaming world, to try and get a rise out of the jackpot-hungry players when that fateful coordinate comes up. Monday Night Bingo has brought their innuendos, wisecracks, and truly bizarre prize booty to the masses as they’ve hopped clubs over the years. In the wake of the dear Rapture Café’s demise, Bingo lives on at the Bowery Poetry Club beginning tonight. Expect the usual silly wares for winners, such as a remote-control fart machine and VHS-format porn. more at this venue

Obie Award–winning writer and performer David Greenspan, who was just nominated for a Drama League Award for his work in The Beebo Brinker Chronicles, wraps up Target Margin Theater’s terrific two-season exploration of Greek works with an adaptation called Old Comedy (from Aristophanes’ Frogs). While the story itself is ancient, its themes are as fresh as ever: Set in Athens during a terrible, losing war without political leadership, the play concerns a group of heroes who go in search of a poet with the wisdom to save them—a task that ends up being far more difficult than they can imagine. David Herskovits, artistic director of Target Margin, directs. more at this venue

For women, making it into the boardroom in the 1980s was fraught with a very different set of concerns than Omarosa’s 15 minutes on The Apprentice. Caryl Churchill’s Broadway premiere of Top Girls takes us back to the decade of decadence at London’s Top Girls Employment Agency, where Marlene (played by Elizabeth Marvel) celebrates her climb to success as head of the company. With an all-star cast featuring Mary Beth Hurt, Martha Plimpton, and Marisa Tomei, the show prompts us to question whether the sacrifices we’re willing to make and the values we place on getting ahead in a so-called man’s world are really worth the ride. more at this venue

Originally scheduled to run at the Signature in 2002, Edward Albee’s Occupant was canceled during previews when its star, Anne Bancroft, came down with pneumonia. Now, Tony winner Mercedes Ruehl is onboard to portray the late acclaimed sculptor (and Albee friend) Louise Nevelson—ably abetted by the excellent Larry Bryggman—in this story about the charismatic artist’s life and career. Though the entire eight-week run sold out while the show was still in rehearsals, it’s been extended another week and, last we heard, tickets were still available. (The catch: They’re now $65 instead of $20.) Pam MacKinnon, who staged the hit revival of Albee’s Peter and Jerry at Second Stage earlier this season, directs. more at this venue

Summer’s almost here, which means that the Ensemble Studio Theatre’s annual array of one-acts, Marathon 2008, is back to delight us with 15 new short plays on alternating programs. For its 30th anniversary, EST brings us works by brilliant award winners (David Auburn, Neil LaBute), talented newcomers (Anne Washburn, Amy Herzog), and established veterans (Frank Gilroy, José Rivera). Highlights include a solo piece by the always-entertaining drag artist Taylor Mac and a play titled Japanoir by the Voice’s own Michael Feingold. more at this venue